2nd day of CNY...
went to michie's hse with fi n jon today... reached there abt 5 plus.. i think.. we bummed in her hse until close to 11.. haha..
i love michie's parents... they're so lovable.. I love u auntie n uncle!! haha.. uncle, dun forget that u promised to cook curry for me when i go to ur hse!! :)
anyway..
on my way home in the cab... i thought of some stuffs..
IF i get into an accident..
i hope that i do not:
1) have a stomachache..
2) need to pee badly..
coz if it happens.. definately i will be damn shocked, rite? what if i was sooo shocked until i shit or pee in my pants/skirt??? then, when the paramedics & media comes... won't it be embarrassing for me if i'm still conscious?
ok.. even if i fainted.. poor paramedics!!! haha... i won't wanna be in their shoes, manz.. and what if the media reports that i shit/pee in my pants/skirt?? how am i supposed to show my face again? haha.. might have to elope to another country!! haha..
so ya!!!
pple.. before u leave ur hse..
u better make sure that u've shat n peed.. coz u'll never know what will happen.. *wink*
went to michie's hse with fi n jon today... reached there abt 5 plus.. i think.. we bummed in her hse until close to 11.. haha..
i love michie's parents... they're so lovable.. I love u auntie n uncle!! haha.. uncle, dun forget that u promised to cook curry for me when i go to ur hse!! :)
anyway..
on my way home in the cab... i thought of some stuffs..
IF i get into an accident..
i hope that i do not:
1) have a stomachache..
2) need to pee badly..
coz if it happens.. definately i will be damn shocked, rite? what if i was sooo shocked until i shit or pee in my pants/skirt??? then, when the paramedics & media comes... won't it be embarrassing for me if i'm still conscious?
ok.. even if i fainted.. poor paramedics!!! haha... i won't wanna be in their shoes, manz.. and what if the media reports that i shit/pee in my pants/skirt?? how am i supposed to show my face again? haha.. might have to elope to another country!! haha..
so ya!!!
pple.. before u leave ur hse..
u better make sure that u've shat n peed.. coz u'll never know what will happen.. *wink*
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